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Twisted

And couldn’t be happier :)
It’s bit even noon! It’s 10:.42am. I’m so drunk. And stoned. And feeling unusually brave. Ugh. I just really hate being sober so much. This was necessary.
Crap, I have my acting final tomorrow
Maybe you’re just a lazy bastard, the way you lie around in bed all day
So I’m sick?
You bet you’re dick. We’re all sick?
Come here.
No!
Hey, come here
I break my back all day… Damn I forgot the rest.

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amnerchy:

:) too adorable to pass up

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supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure. THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water. PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.


- anonymous


Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science 

supermattural:

kingdizzy88:

dabaryah:

I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.

THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.


PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.

- anonymous

Damn wally mart… Damn… :/

ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science 

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Alcoholism

It just dawned on me that I have alcohol in my freezer.
I can drown my sorrows legally.
Wonderful.

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No one wants to hear my negative mother’s day comments

because it seems that everyone has the “best mom”.
Well I don’t have the best mom. But she’s not the worst.

And I’ll complain about it because this is my tumblr damn it! If you don’t like it then don’t read it.

The last time she said she loved me was a year ago this month. At least she said it.
She’s said lots and lots and lots of hurtful things to me since my sister was born. But at least she cares? Maybe?
She yells and screams all the time about nothing. But she’s old, so its fine.
But she’s paying for me to go to college. And she gave me a car. At least that’s something.
That’s more than my dad has done.

I’m pretty sure holidays were made for families. I hate holidays. All of em’.

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Never Again

Will I drink a shot with half pineapple juice half spiced rum. I can still remember the burn.
And I didn’t even consume three quarters of the shot. And I won’t ever try. Nope nope. Nope.

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My baby’s cute @the_colin_pierce

My baby’s cute @the_colin_pierce

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